34 Year Old Tries To Pass Herself Off As Teenager To Thwart Shoplifting Arrest



by Alex Lloyd Gross

On January 16 2024 Warrington Police were dispatched to the Wegmans store for a report of three people that were suspected of stealing over $550.00 in merchandise. They are accused of loading up a shopping cart and then Patience Owuso 34, from Fairfax Virginia allegedly put items in her purse and shopping bags. She was with Linc Timothy Hamilton from Newark, Delaware, They then wheeled the car of stolen swag to the vestibule where they waited for a car , operated by Tierrah Mack, 26, from Newark Delaware.

They loaded the stolen goods into the car and were quickly stopped by police. It was then that 24 year old Owuso tried to pass herself off as a 17 year old juvenile. It did not work. Police said she even resisted the officer and told him that she could not get arrested because she was only 17. She quickly found out that she was wrong and police found out her real identity.

She was charged with retail theft and providing fake ID to law enforcement. All three were taken to the Bucks County Prison under $70,000 bail- 10 percent by District Justice Gary Gambardella.


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3 thoughts on “34 Year Old Tries To Pass Herself Off As Teenager To Thwart Shoplifting Arrest

  1. Matt S says:

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    I realize that crime happens everywhere these days.
    And reading crime reports of numerous places like Warrington, etc., it cracks me up that so much crime happens in the suburbs.
    People used to complain about living in the big city, like Philly, and they say they want to move to the suburbs.
    Like the fleeing to the suburbs are their “safe haven”……HA!

    Some of my neighbors “fled” from their long-time homes here in Philly, only to experience the fact that they spent all that money fixing up their Philly home and now have to spend even more in the so-called “safe” suburbs.
    Those dumb azz’s only helped Philly to run down, letting the asians take over neighborhoods so they could rent out to the disruptive creeps we now have to deal with!
    Thanks a lot you idiots for pissing me off and moving.

    1. E says:

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      I live in the suburbs of Philadelphia. And there’s no way living in Philadelphia is anything better than where I live right now. Philadelphia is crime-ridden. Hasn’t changed.. will never change. It seems as though you’re just jealous that your friends got out of Philadelphia. While you got to live there with the scum. Haha. Small amount of crime in the suburbs compared to filthadelphia

      1. Matt S says:

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        Reply to “E”:

        Nope, I’m not “jealous” as you assumed.
        To clarify, I’ve got nice neighbors still living around me, and WE ALL agree that the “renter” problems have changed neighborhoods.

        As for your mention of less crime in the suburbs, in some areas that maybe true, however, people I know in areas like Hatboro, Horsham, Bensalem, Bucks – Montgomery, have experienced the same types of crimes as Philly.
        They’ve complained to me numerous times about what’s going on in their area.
        Besides, look at the almost Daily postings on THIS site of scumbags doing their dirty deeds.

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